While Watching | What Happened | Thoughts
While Watching
Well, I’ll be watching #GH live in a few minutes. I don’t really know why, but I’m almost spoiler free since I was writing and didn’t look at Twitter at all between 2-3. pic.twitter.com/YcZFqj0Bd7
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
I hope Jason doesn’t tell Sam what’s going on. She will, 100%, get someone shot, and it’ll be someone I like because this is 2020. #GH
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
I don’t know if I’m emotionally ready for this Mike story to be over #GH. It reminds me too much of the last few times I saw my grandmother.
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
Oh, she is going to lie to them. GOOD. Now go home and lie to Sonny. He’s having a rough day (because this day is 243232010 hours long) and doesn’t need extra problems. Do him a favor, Carly, and LIE. #GH pic.twitter.com/snE20vU7K4
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
I really can’t believe this is how we’re ending the parole officer obstacle — you made Sam desperate, stupid, and willing to sacrifice anything — and now we’re done? #GH pic.twitter.com/hjMbx7msdp
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
It’s gotta be like 5 AM in Port Charles, right? #GH pic.twitter.com/sYEhZHUxTj
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
If Nina takes Valentin back, Jax is free for Carly. So…that’s what I can live with. And then they go just…pooof. #GH pic.twitter.com/5PcSCE8HfV
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
OMG DO NOT DISCUSS YOUR FALSE STATEMENT SIX FEET FROM THE DOOR AND THE COP JFC YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID #GH pic.twitter.com/1v5iQMddCD
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
and now he’s telling this dumb and desperate bitch business. I hope she puts him in jail like Carly almost did to Sonny like 18 times. #GH
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
Well, at least Jason won’t have any more excuses, and we’ll get to see this stupid couple together. The only thing more boring than them apart is when they’re together, so — I hope you’ve got your pillows ready. #GH pic.twitter.com/3NyZwmBEv6
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
What. What. #GH
— Melissa (LissieLove) (@crimsonglass) August 31, 2020
What Happened
- Carly lied to Valerie about what happened with Nelle, but Val looks suspicious. I think she was anyway. The camera barely let the girl on screen.
- She also didn’t tell Sonny yet. She will. But didn’t on today’s show.
- Michael and Willow might have kissed. It’s hard to tell — we don’t get to see those anymore. Which I’m good with. No one needs that.
- Neil and Alexis got back together, had sex, and we didn’t have to watch Alexis hyperventilate like a crazy person.
- Jason moved back home, and he told Sam about Taggert being alive. Expect Sam to fuck up that whole thing in about six seconds.
- Also Sam screamed at Valentin because he had the nerve to have an ulterior motive. (I would have thought it was implicit in the last name but she’s always been dumb.)
- Sonny visited Mike even though it’s still the same night as the Nurse’s Ball and told him it’s okay to let go. I think he’s holding on for a hero.
- Valentin and Nina argued again about how he’s a liar, and Valentin was big mad that Jax might have a lead on Nina’s kid. Because it’s the winning that matters, not the finding. Asshole.
- And the search found the necklace — so I guess Nelle is Nina’s daughter? Joy.
- We ended on the next morning with Alexis and Neil — and he’s cold in the bed. Like — is he dead? I can’t–This show.
Thoughts
This was a boring show bookmarked by bouts of nightmares. Valentin and Nina are still having the same conversation they always had. Jason and Sam are at least finally back together after three years of STeve being back, so I hope JaSam fans are happy. The rest of us are bored, so…there’s that.
Literally — the only thing worth noting is that Carly lied to the cops and Jax knows it. Then she didn’t tell Sonny right away. That’s it. That’s the only thing that matters.
Valerie was on. But the camera barely let her enjoy her air time.
I don’t know. It wasn’t a good episode. I think it was supposed to be. But the couples on this show are weak, boring, and bland, so a show that should have been sweet, romantic moments just fell flat.
Oh, and Neil might be dead. So if that bothers you — *shrugs*